Time Travel

By On March 6, 2012

How did you get here? That’s the most important question to ask when you find yourself stuck in a time loop. Once you figure that out then you can work your way out of the time loop and restore yourself back into the normal timeline.

Of course the only course of action to avoid time [...]

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Rush Limbaugh ate My Pubes

By On March 3, 2012

Back in the late first decade of the 21st century, I used to work at an upscale “old-boys” club. For those of you not in the know, it was essentially a country club without the golf course and located in the middle of a mid-major metropolitan city. During the years I worked there, it was [...]

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Listen to M83

By On February 17, 2012

Ok I’m not gonna lie. But have you heard this band M83? Midnight City. Google it. Where the hell was I for all of 2011? Just heard them for the first time on an independent community run radio station. And I just figured out why the radio industry has [...]

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Yogurt is Bonks

By On February 6, 2012

I wonder how much of a boast a company that spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl commercials actually sees. Is $3 million dollars for a 30 second ad really the best use of your money? Why not invest it in [...]

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Birthdays

By On June 21, 2011

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be 21. Growing up it was such a magic number. I can remember being 16 and not caring that I was old enough to drive. At that point all mattered to me was being old enough to drink and drive. Then I turned 18 [...]

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Realizing You Are an Idiot

By On June 5, 2011

Honestly, I don’t know why it’s taken me this long to figure it out. A simple Google search would’ve saved me time, effort and money. It was good while it lasted.

So it turns out that my idea of writing only when I’m high about the things I do when I’m high isn’t new at [...]

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Driving on the Highway

By On May 30, 2011

Originally this post was going to be about how scary it is drive on the highway when you’re high, but then after 300 words I realized the entire tone of the article could be used by The Man as evidence of the dangers of driving high and further propagate prohibition. So instead I’m just gonna [...]

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Listen to Philip Glass

By On May 24, 2011

You may not recognize the name but you have definitely heard his music. Philip Glass wrote many of the songs used in the 1998 Jim Carrey classic, The Truman Show. Or maybe you played GTA IV and heard this song:

His music is minimalistic and repetitive which means that if you have [...]

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Ideas: Same Song All Day

By On May 19, 2011

This is the kind of idea you come up with when you’re high. Just now while thinking about my life while showering, I came up with the brilliant idea to just listen to one song all day.

You that feeling when you find a great piece of music and [...]

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Milk and Cookies are the Bomb

By On May 17, 2011

If I were to have the following rant on a plane, I would most definitely be thrown in jail. I don’t know why they throw you in jail for telling the truth but milk and cookies are the fucking bomb when you’re high.

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